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Priyanka Chopra in 12 different looks

2009-08-30T03:14:00.000-07:00

Priyanka Chopra has worked very hard for her forthcoming flick ‘Whats Your Raashee?’ and so it does not come as surprise as she waits with baited breath for the film to hit the screens. Fir the first time in Indian cinema a female star will be playing 12 different roles. Directed by Ashutosh Gowarikar, the movie is an adaptation of the US based Gujarati writer Madhu Rye’s novel Kimball Ravenswood.

The story of the film revolves round Yogesh Patel (Harman Baweja) who always wanted to have love marriage, but must find his life partner within ten days to save his family from a disaster. So, he decides to meet one girl from each raashee – sun sign, so that he will get twelve chances to fall in love. He decides to meet 2 girls in a day. Thus getting him six days to meet them, three days to make a final decision and he can get married on the tenth day.

Priyanka Chopra plays twelve different from twelve zodiac signs named Anjali, Vishakha, Kajal, Hansa, Mallika, Pooja, Rajni, Nandini, Bhavna, Jhankhana, Sanjna, Chandrika respective of zodiac sign. Check out Piggy Chops in12 new dazzling avatars.

Removing Newer and Older Post Links in Blogger Blog

2009-08-22T08:56:00.001-07:00

If you are using Blogger as blogging platform, you might be used to some of the built-in features, that you consider hard coded, but can be changed with slight template code modification. One of the hacks, presented in this publication, addresses a seemingly minor issue on the page - two links “Older Posts” and “Newer Posts” on the bottom of the page.

For those, who prefer their blog to be maximally close to the static webpages, these links not just unnecessary, but are plainly irritating. There is a way to remove them once and forever. And that is quite easy to do, even for not very experienced users. Note, that this hack will also remove “home” link from the bottom of the blog page.

Open Layout Tab in your blog profile page, choose Edit HTML, and search your code in your blog template for the following text:
#blog-pager-newer-link {
float: left;
}
#blog-pager-older-link {
float: right;
}
#blog-pager {
text-align: center;
}

Now replace that code with the following code:

#blog-pager-newer-link {
display: none;
}
#blog-pager-older-link {
display: none;
}
#blog-pager {
display: none;
}

Save the template and you are done. I hope that was indeed an easy and straightforward one.

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2009-06-26T23:22:00.000-07:00

The Slc result which was said to be published in 22nd of june has been delayed 1 week and all the students who gave SLC are eagerly waiting for the slc results of 2065 to be published this week. If you are not sure where to find SLC results of 2065 then you are at the right place.

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2009-06-26T23:15:00.000-07:00

Media has got yet another spicy news to cook up with some more masala and flashed on the channels and at the same time give some headache to the broke-up couple, Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif. The couple who has made news very often for their on and off relationship has another problem to deal with. A sex video featuring characters resemblance to Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif has been played across Canada.

The video is selling like a hot cake in Canada. The video shows Salman-Katrina look alike doing all sorts of vulgar activities. The video is in high demand and on reaching Mumbai, it became the talk of the town. The video is also now available on some sex websites and resulted in heavy downloads.

Salman and Katrina have so far did not comment on the issue and things turned bizarre when rumor spread that the sex couple is not Salman-Katrina look alike but the pair itself.

play Bike Mania On Ice

2009-04-01T02:19:00.000-07:00

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2009-04-01T02:12:00.000-07:00

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2009-04-01T02:04:00.000-07:00

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2009-03-27T06:13:00.001-07:00

Biography Aishwarya Rai

2009-03-27T06:08:00.000-07:00

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Aishwarya Rai was born in Mangalore, as the daughter of Krishnaraj Rai, a marine biologist, and Vrinda Rai, a writer. Her family belongs to the Bunt community of Mangalore. She has one elder brother, Aditya Rai, who is an engineer in the merchant navy and also co-produced oneof Rai's movies, Dil Ka Rishta

Ash's first film, 'Iruvar' (in Tamil) laid an expensive egg in the south. Ditto for Aur Pyar Ho Gaya and Jeans. But eventually, the girl with a million-dollar face combined with a strong personality and intelligence conquered Bollywood. The debate concluded and went in Ash's favor. Almost all the happening directors and producers of Bollywood started booking her dates for their projects. The success of Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam and Taal proved that she possessed and could deliver all that it takes to top the charts in Bollywood.of Rai's movies, Dil Ka Rishta.

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2009-03-27T05:51:00.000-07:00

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2009-03-27T05:35:00.001-07:00

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2009-03-27T05:32:00.000-07:00

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2009-03-26T18:22:00.000-07:00

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2009-03-13T02:24:00.000-07:00

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2009-03-13T02:13:00.000-07:00

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2009-03-13T02:03:00.000-07:00

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2009-03-05T00:26:00.000-08:00

A young Rabbi, fresh out of a Brooklyn Yeshiva, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.
He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency.
Among other questions he was asked, "What would you do to disperse an angry crowd?"
He thought for a moment and then said seriously, "I would take up a collection."

children jokes

2009-03-03T08:32:00.000-08:00

A three-year-old' s mother was pregnant and so was the family dog. So the father thought it would be a good time to explain where babies come from.
So, when the day came, dad took the boy to watch the puppies being born. The boy stood wide-eyed and watched the birth of the puppies, all five of them, but said very little.
Months later, on the day of his Mom's delivery, the child went to the hospital. Before visiting his mother, his dad took him to the nursery to meet his new sister.
As he looked at the row of babies through the nursery window, his eyes grew wide as he asked, "Are all of these ours?"

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2009-02-25T00:06:00.000-08:00

Deepika Padukon and SRK in a video shoot for Billu Barber

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2009-02-24T09:12:00.000-08:00

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how to show image in forums?

2009-02-24T08:27:00.000-08:00

Guys and Girls its really simple to show your favourite image in the forum's writing space. All you need is the link to that pictures/image.

Here is the simple Steps that you need to follow:
Firstly write [IMG] then write the full link to the picture/image then end it with [/IMG] tag.

For Example: [IMG]http://freeonlinegames.frih.net/images/logo.gif[/IMG]

Here is the Visual Example

Click On the Image To View Full Screen

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2009-02-23T09:46:00.000-08:00

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2009-02-23T09:38:00.000-08:00

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Katrina Kaif Jogging

2009-02-23T08:53:00.001-08:00

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2009-02-23T08:53:00.000-08:00

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2009-02-23T08:49:00.000-08:00

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2009-02-23T07:51:00.000-08:00

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2009-02-19T22:32:00.000-08:00

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Om A Religious Word

2009-02-19T17:58:00.000-08:00

how fast can you read

2009-02-19T17:47:00.000-08:00

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2009-02-03T07:26:00.000-08:00

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

funny jokes

2009-02-03T07:19:00.000-08:00

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage...

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jokes on laloo parsad

2009-01-31T04:42:00.000-08:00

Laloo Prasad and Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

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Joke

2009-01-28T10:42:00.000-08:00

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

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Chandni Chowk to China producer apologizes to Nepal

2009-01-25T02:11:00.000-08:00

Gautam Buddha Was Born In Nepal Not In India.
Producer Of Chandani Chowk To China Apologized Nepal

READ IN DETAIL

Chandani Chowk To China Banned In Nepal

2009-01-25T02:05:00.000-08:00

Gautam Buddha Was Born In Nepal Not In India.

Chandani Chowk To China Banned In Nepal.

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2009-01-23T01:13:00.000-08:00

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2009-01-23T01:07:00.000-08:00

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2009-01-21T01:44:00.000-08:00

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dating vs. marriage

2009-01-21T00:56:00.000-08:00

DATING vs. MARRIAGE

When you are dating.....

F*rting is never an issue.

When you are married ....

You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating.....

He takes you out to have a good time.

When you are married ....

He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating.....

Romantic Countries

2009-01-18T02:40:00.000-08:00

Some Romantic Countries Of The World

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration....

what is a kiss?

2009-01-15T10:42:00.000-08:00

The Romantic KISS

Some things about kiss that everyone should know!!

A kiss has been described as the height of voluptuousness. It has a lovely, luscious and lusty legacy.
Kissing is an act of quiet intimacy and often borders on the erotic. It can be brief and cool or lengthy and hot.
When love is present, kissing is an important part of expressing that love. Pay attention to it. Kissing does not always have to be a prelude to making love.........

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2009-01-15T10:18:00.000-08:00

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Sony Nigam's Profile

2009-01-15T08:38:00.000-08:00

Sonu Nigam Profile

Sonu Nigam is a renowned Indian playback singer. He was born on July 30, 1973 in Faridabad, Haryana, to Agam Kumar Nigam and Shobha Nigam. His father Agam Kumar was a popular stage singer in North India.

Sonu attended DJ Tyler School in Faridabad. His father was his first music trainer. He has also learnt music from Ustad Mohammad Tahir in Delhi. Sonu set foot on the stage at the age of three. Sonu’s first public performance was with his father. He accompanied his father and sang the Mohammed Rafi song Kya Hua Tera Vaada from the movie Hum Kisise Kum Nahin. He used to accompany his father on his singing assignments in weddings and parties. He participated in and won several music competitions in his teenage years. He acted in movies like Kaamchor (1982), Ustadi Ustad Se (1982), Hum Se Hai Zamana (1983), Taqdeer (1983) and Betaab (1983) as a child artist.

He came to Mumbai at the age of 18 and started joined a distance learning graduate program. He started his career singing covers of Mohammad Rafi songs. His first movie as a playback singer was the film Janum (1990). His first big break came with the 1996 film Bewafa Sanam in which he sang the song “Accha Sila Diya Tune”. Later he hosted ‘Sa Re Ga Ma Pa”, a singing competition on Zee TV which made him popular. The songs like “Sandeshe Aate Hai” from the film Border (1997) and “Yeh Dil Deewana” from the film Pardes (1997) sung by him made him famous among the public.

In addition to many Hindi movies, Sonu has also sung for Tamil and Kannada movies. He has won various awards for playback singing. Sonu won his first Filmfare Best Male Playback Singer Award in 2003 for the film Saathiya.

Sonu Nigam has also released several pop albums of his own including Kismat (1998), Mausam (1999), Deewana (1999), Jaan (2000), Yaad (2001), Chanda Ki Doli (2005) etc.

He hosted the show ‘Kisme Kitna Hai Dum’ on Star Plus and a radio programme called ‘Life Ki Dhun with Sonu Nigam’ on Radiocity 91 FM. He was one of the judges of the first and second seasons of Indian Idol, a singing competition on Sony Entertainment Television channel.

Sonu has also acted in various Bollywood films like Jaani Dushman (2002), Kash Aap Hamare Hote (2003), Love In Nepal (2004) etc.

Sonu has 2 sisters, Meenal and Neekita. Neekita is also a singer. Sonu got married to Madhurima on February 15, 2002 and has one son called Neevan.

He was one of the judges of the show Sa Re Ga Ma Pa L'IL Champs 2007 on Zee TV.

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2009-01-13T08:40:00.000-08:00

2009-01-07T02:18:00.001-08:00

Joke Of the Week

BOYS ARE BOYS....!!!! (Tooo Good)

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, "Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher was confused
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next."
This continues...
and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble
in the bathtub."
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please."
First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is collecting stamps.
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."
Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl;
Yes you..."
Most beautiful girl of the class:
"Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day.

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sleeping position and its effect on you

2009-01-01T04:17:00.000-08:00

choose your sleeping position and click it to view fullscreen and know what does that sleeping position has an effect on you and your behaviour.

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2009-01-01T03:51:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-30T00:33:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-30T00:27:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-30T00:25:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-30T00:24:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-29T23:35:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-29T21:35:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-29T21:29:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-28T23:22:00.000-08:00

Joke Of The Week

A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.
Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave av story, which was just one sentence and read : "Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".

Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients !!

Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:
Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)

"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers.

The sardar replied : who is the father ??
Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the shortest story !

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2008-12-25T04:35:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-25T04:19:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-15T08:26:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-15T08:24:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-15T08:20:00.000-08:00

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2008-12-15T08:11:00.000-08:00

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2008-10-24T04:21:00.000-07:00

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2008-10-03T01:04:00.000-07:00

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2008-09-26T23:54:00.000-07:00

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2008-09-26T23:49:00.001-07:00

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2008-09-26T23:44:00.000-07:00

Simple Truth About Men and Women

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2008-09-24T00:26:00.000-07:00

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Tips On Kissing

2008-09-24T00:08:00.000-07:00

Cheek Kiss
A kiss that means 'I like you a lot'. Not too overdone or passionate yet a beautiful way to make your partner feel loved. That shows you aren't after them just for physical gratification.

Hand Kiss
A kiss on the hand. More often performed by guys, though either guys or girls can do it. There are no hard and fast rules for love expressions, remember? Historically, this kiss was performed by men bowing before the woman, which showed deference to a lady.

Butterfly Kiss
With the two of you really close to each other open and close your eyelids against your partners like the fluttering of a butterfly.

Eyelid Kiss
While your partner has their eyes closed or are asleep, a gentle kiss below the eyebrows partly on the eyelids. A very affectionate kiss.

Forehead Kiss
An affectionate and 'I care about you' kiss. Simply brushing your lips lightly across the crown of their head can be comforting to anyone.

Eskimo Kiss
With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together. Its the way Eskimos greet each other and show their affection and hence the name.

French Kiss
Also called as 'soul kiss' because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. This kiss involving the tongue is a passionate one.

Suck kissing
This can be a very seductive type of kiss. Instead of French Kissing with your mouth open, while your partner's lips are parted suck on their top our bottom lip with your own, just for a second or two. Then go back to another type of kiss or try the other lip.

Shoulder Kiss
Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.

Sip Kiss
Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling.

Nip Kiss
While suck kissing, gently bite their lip, but be VERY gentle so as not to hurt your partner. This kiss should only be done with someone that you've kissed a few times before, otherwise you may shock your partner. However,when done correctly can create a wonderful effect on your partner.
Surprise Kiss
Quietly approach your partner and place a small, very gentle kiss on their lips while your partner is lying down on a sofa or the ground, either asleep or just lying with their eyes closed. Intensify the kiss until your partner opens their eyes or awakens.

Quickie Kiss
A light peck on the nose, forehead or lips when you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips! A rather cute kiss!

Letter Kiss
Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter X several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX. Well again, it could be throughout your letter if you wish to!

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2008-09-24T00:04:00.000-07:00

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2008-09-24T00:01:00.000-07:00

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2008-09-23T23:58:00.001-07:00

Look before you yawn eheh:D

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2008-09-23T23:55:00.000-07:00

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2008-09-23T23:54:00.000-07:00

Check if ur mind is dirty or not????

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2008-09-23T23:52:00.000-07:00

Thats the difference!!!!!!

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2008-09-23T23:48:00.000-07:00

Look whoz at yo back!!!!

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2008-09-23T23:47:00.000-07:00

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2008-09-23T23:43:00.000-07:00

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2008-09-23T23:37:00.000-07:00

Scare away the Crows!!!

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2008-09-15T22:29:00.000-07:00

Feels Awkward:D

ABC's of ex girlfriends

2008-09-12T23:42:00.000-07:00

ABC's of ex girlfriends:
A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.
G is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.
I stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K stands for Kill. Lis for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.
L is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love. M stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?
O is for On top. When on top she has another O word.
P is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
S stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.
U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.
V is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.
W stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!".stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.

Girls Night Out

2008-09-12T23:37:00.000-07:00

Girls night out:
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Eminem's Profile

2008-09-12T23:30:00.001-07:00

Birth Name:
Eminem

Birth Date:
10/17/1972

Birthplace:
St Joseph, Missouri

Credits:
1 Movies, 5 TV appearances, 16 awards

Family:
Brother: Nathanborn c. 1986
Daughter: Hailie Jadeborn December 25, 1995; mother Kimberly Mathers
Father: Marshall Mathers IIdivorced from mother
Mother: Debbie R Mathers-Briggs

Notes:
"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me."---Eminem quoted on Askmen.com"I randomly saw Eminem on MTV, and in the span of six or seven seconds, he goes from this icy, urban, scary glare to this fluid, self-effacing, kind of fun character. I had to meet him"---Brian Grazer on Eminem's demeanor"I wanted to make a movie because I felt my story was unique but at the same time not. If other roles [come up]? I don't know. I'll be to old to rap someday. Or when the music slows down. Then maybe. Yeah, I'll take another role."---Eminem on becoming a movie star, EWeekly, November 8, 2002."I'm not looking for a new woman. I'm cool being single-not to say I don't get down. But as far as a relationship or getting married again, I'm cool, man. I learned my lesson and I've seen what it is and what it can and can't be, and I feel like I've learned enough from my first mistake. Let that be the last one and keep moving forward. Relationships? No."---Eminem explaining his new philosophy on women and dating. Entertainment Weekly September 13, 2002."I'm paranoid as fuck about anything of mine sounding like a track I just did or like anything else out there. I practically live in the studio, aside from spending time with Hailie. I always feel that I can improve something until I just get sick of it."---Eminem on his fear of not being original"I've seen woman throwing themselves at you just because you're famous, and I hate that."---Eminem to Vanity Fair, December 2004."My insecurities? I'm dumb, I'm stupid, I'm white, I'm ugly, I smell...I have freckles...Um...I'm short, I'm white, I'm not very smart, I wanna kill myself...My nose is crooked. Um...my penis is small. I'm fucked."---Eminem on his insecurities, on MTV.com"The guy is funny, smart, and sometimes shocking. Those are all things I look for in rock and roll."---Stephen King on EminemAugust 2005, Eminem checked into a facility in his native Michigan for treatment for dependency on sleep medication.In June 2002, Eminem signed rapper 50 Cents to his Shady/Aftermath Record label.Rapper Raymond "Benzino" Scott and David Mays, founders of The Source hip-hop magazine held a press conference on November 18, 2003 at which they revealed a recorded clip of Eminem freestyling an offensive lyric in the early 1990s. The tape contained what is clearly identifiable as Eminem's voice, reciting racial slurs targeted against black women

Milestones:
(1997) Competed in the "Wake Up Show" freestyle competition(2003) Composed the soundtrack for the feature "8 Mile"; received an Oscar nomination for Original Song for "Lose Yourself"- marking the first hip hop record nominated for an Oscar; received 6 grammy nominations, including Record Of The Year(2005) Earned three Grammy nominations, including Best Rap Album for "Encore"(2004) Launch his own satellite music radio channel called Shade 45(2004) Received a Grammy nomination for Best Rap Solo Performance "Just Lose It"(2000) Released "Marshall Mathers LP"(1997) Released "Slim Shady EP"(2002) Released "The Eminem Show"(1999) Released first album "Slim Shady LP"(1986) Began performing at the age of 14 as a member of the Motor City Duo Soul Intent(2002) Acting debut in Curtis Hanson's film "8 Mile," loosely based on Eminem's life story(2005) Released his greatest hits album, "Curtain Call: The Hits," which included 3 new songs; earned a Grammy nomination for Best Rap Sung Collaboration for Shake That, featuring Nate Dogg(1997) Signed by Dr. Dre/Aftermath(1996) Solo debut with independent release "Infinite"(1997) Took second place at the rap Olympics in Los AngelesWill return to the big screen playing a bounty hunter in an updated version of the television Western "Have Gun ... Will Travel"

50 Cent Profile

2008-09-12T23:11:00.000-07:00

Profile: 50 Cent
Hate him or love him, 50 Cent is still one of the most successful figures in hip-hop today. He's gone from being a protégé of Eminem and Dr. Dre to building his own multi-million dollar rap emporium, G-Unit Records, which engineered the careers of Young Buck, Lloyd Banks, and The Game. He's bucked heads with Ja Rule, Nas, Jadakiss, Fat Joe, The Game, and Cam'ron, to keep the list short. As the world awaits the June 26 release of 50's self-titled third LP, Curtis, now is a great time to get to know the other Jackson--Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson.

Green Day's Profile

2008-09-12T22:47:00.000-07:00

Formed:

1988 at Pinole Valley High School, Pinole, California.

Members:
Billie Joe Armstrong - Vocals and GuitarMike Dirnt - BassTre Cool - Drums
Quote from Vocalist Billie Joe Armstrong:
"You know when people say 'My favorite band is the Who,' and you know they're talking about a classic rock band. Well, I want people to talk about Green Day like that."

Trivia Fact:
The first name of Green Day was Sweet Children.

Early Years:
Green Day emerged out of the Northern California underground punk scene in the late 80's. Their first album 1,039 / Smoothed Out Slappy Hours was a compilation of three previous released EP's. Shortly after the album was released Tre Cool replaced the band's drummer, John Kiffmeyer, completing the trio that make up the group today. After a second album Kerplunk, released in 1992, the band signed to major record label Reprise.

Breakthrough:

Dookie was released on Reprise in the spring of 1994. MTV jumped on the video for the album's first single "Longview" shortly after the album was released. The second single "Basket Case" topped the modern rock singles chart for 5 weeks. The band continued to gain commercial momentum and Dookie eventually reached #2 on the pop albums chart and sold 10 million copies. The single "When I Come Around" crossed over to pop radio making Green Day one of the biggest bands in the world.
The followup album, 1995's Insomniac, was edgier and failed to include any major hit singles. The band talked publicly about dismay with their massive commercial success, and Insomniac managed to jettison a significant number of fans. The album sold only 2 million copies. Green Day canceled a 1996 tour claiming exhaustion and retreated from the spotlight to record 1997's Nimrod. Critics were pleased with the new album but sales were disappointing even though the ballad "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" was a left-field hit.
After a 3 year hiatus, the album Warning was released. It was the most direct pop album the group had released yet but failed to ignite a great deal of excitement. After the greatest hits collection International Superhits appeared in 2001 it looked like the band's glory days were over.
The group seriously considered breaking up, but instead spent a year working out their issues. After studio tapes for a new album were stolen, the band hastily put together a new album inspired at least in part by Queen's expansive "Bohemian Rhapsody." The result was the anti-Bush rock opera American Idiot. Although the band feared it would be a failure, the album turned out to be a massive success resulting in the trio's first #1 hit album, a Grammy award for rock album of the year, and a #2 pop single "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams."

Rihanna's Profile

2008-09-12T22:07:00.000-07:00

Rihanna's Birth and Early Life:
Rihanna Fenty was born in the Caribbean island nation of Barbados in 1988. She was discovered by producer Evan Rogers (known for work with Christina Aguilera, *NSYNC, Jessica Simpson, and others) when he and his Barbadian wife Jackie were visiting the island for Christmas 2003. Her obvious talent impressed Def Jam Records CEO Jay-Z enough for the label to sign her to a 6 album contract at the young age of 16.

Breakout Pop Star:
Def Jam released Rihanna's first single

"Pon De Replay" to strong response from radio in June 2005. By mid-July "Pon De Replay" took up residence in the U.S. pop top 10. The debut album Music Of the Sun was released in August, 2005. "If It's Lovin' That You Want," a second single from Music of the Sun failed to reach the top 10, but Rihanna returned to the charts in early 2006 with the #1 smash "S.O.S. (Rescue Me)."

Rihanna's Continued Success:
Rihanna is one of the most consistent hitmakers in pop music. By mid 2008, she had released an impressive 8 top 10 pop singles in the US over just a 3-year period. Among these were 3 #1 smashes, "S.O.S.," "Umbrella,", and "Take a Bow." Among her most frequent collaborators are the production team Stargate and fellow DefJam artist Ne-Yo.

Album Reviews:
Rihanna was initially considered primarily a singles artist. However, the release of the album Good Girl Gone Bad proved that she was fully capable of putting together a collection of songs built around a definable persona.

A Girl Like Me
Good Girl Gone Bad

Single Reviews:
August 2005 - "Pon De Replay" - #2 Pop
November 2005 - "If It's Lovin That You Want" - #15 Pop
March 2006 - "S.O.S." - #1 Pop
July 2006 - "Unfaithful" - #2 Pop
March 2007 - "Umbrella" - #1 Pop
June 2007 - "Shut Up and Drive" - #10 Pop
August 2007 - "Hate That I Love You" - #7 Pop
September 2007 - "Don't Stop the Music" - #2 Pop
April 2008 - "Take a Bow" - #2 Pop
June 2008 - "Disturbia" - #4 Pop

road accident pictures

2008-09-10T23:59:00.000-07:00

What is this????? :D

Bike Accident

2008-09-10T23:57:00.000-07:00

This guy is toast!!!!

Horse Accident:D

2008-09-10T23:48:00.000-07:00

Some Horse Powered Car!!! ahah

monkey funny pics

2008-09-10T05:27:00.000-07:00

This is called Help!!!!! :D

Cow Pictures

2008-09-10T05:21:00.000-07:00

Oh my Cow!!!!!:D

football accident pictures

2008-09-10T00:04:00.000-07:00

Awww!!! Right On the spot ouCHH!!!!!

Spider man trapped funny pic spiderman

2008-09-09T23:53:00.000-07:00

Spidey TraPed under a jar :D

SMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some Flirting Sms!!!!!!!

2008-09-09T23:25:00.001-07:00

U know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
& ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy

Rule of BOYS“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..

Cant find anything as sweet as u Cotton candy?nope!Chocolate syrup?
nah!lemme c…how about sugar?
hmmm….nope!
damn!still can’t find anything assweet as YOU!.

Andaz-e-pyar
Aap ki ek ada haidur ho humse
aap ki khata haidil me basi hai
ek pyari si tasvir apkijiske neechy“I MISS U”LIKHA HAI..

FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World
ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV…DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncEanD
numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)

its difficult 2 understand GOD,
He makes beautiful women and
then he turns them into neighbours Wives.

Wife asked his husband:how many women he had slept with?Husband proudly replies:only you darling, with others I was awake!!

Person like U makes life Sweet
“24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day”!
“7 sweet days make 1 sweet week”!
“4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month”!
“but …..”1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet”

Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For GirlNow reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

khuda ne aapko fursat mein banaya hai
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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toilet accident

2008-09-09T23:09:00.000-07:00

Aww What happen to dis kid!!! hahaha;-)