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A Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery.Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji gave av story, which was just one sentence and read : "Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child".
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether it contained all the four ingredients !!
Sardarji replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below:
Oh God : religion
my wife: sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father ??
Sardarji was declared the winner for writing the shortest story !
Tips On Kissing
Cheek Kiss
A kiss that means 'I like you a lot'. Not too overdone or passionate yet a beautiful way to make your partner feel loved. That shows you aren't after them just for physical gratification.
Hand Kiss
A kiss on the hand. More often performed by guys, though either guys or girls can do it. There are no hard and fast rules for love expressions, remember? Historically, this kiss was performed by men bowing before the woman, which showed deference to a lady.
Butterfly Kiss
With the two of you really close to each other open and close your eyelids against your partners like the fluttering of a butterfly.
Eyelid Kiss
While your partner has their eyes closed or are asleep, a gentle kiss below the eyebrows partly on the eyelids. A very affectionate kiss.
Forehead Kiss
An affectionate and 'I care about you' kiss. Simply brushing your lips lightly across the crown of their head can be comforting to anyone.
Eskimo Kiss
With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together. Its the way Eskimos greet each other and show their affection and hence the name.
French Kiss
Also called as 'soul kiss' because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. This kiss involving the tongue is a passionate one.
Suck kissing
This can be a very seductive type of kiss. Instead of French Kissing with your mouth open, while your partner's lips are parted suck on their top our bottom lip with your own, just for a second or two. Then go back to another type of kiss or try the other lip.
Shoulder Kiss
Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.
Sip Kiss
Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling.
Nip Kiss
While suck kissing, gently bite their lip, but be VERY gentle so as not to hurt your partner. This kiss should only be done with someone that you've kissed a few times before, otherwise you may shock your partner. However,when done correctly can create a wonderful effect on your partner.
Surprise Kiss
Quietly approach your partner and place a small, very gentle kiss on their lips while your partner is lying down on a sofa or the ground, either asleep or just lying with their eyes closed. Intensify the kiss until your partner opens their eyes or awakens.
Quickie Kiss
A light peck on the nose, forehead or lips when you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips! A rather cute kiss!
Letter Kiss
Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter X several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX. Well again, it could be throughout your letter if you wish to!
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