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Tips On Kissing
Cheek Kiss
A kiss that means 'I like you a lot'. Not too overdone or passionate yet a beautiful way to make your partner feel loved. That shows you aren't after them just for physical gratification.
Hand Kiss
A kiss on the hand. More often performed by guys, though either guys or girls can do it. There are no hard and fast rules for love expressions, remember? Historically, this kiss was performed by men bowing before the woman, which showed deference to a lady.
Butterfly Kiss
With the two of you really close to each other open and close your eyelids against your partners like the fluttering of a butterfly.
Eyelid Kiss
While your partner has their eyes closed or are asleep, a gentle kiss below the eyebrows partly on the eyelids. A very affectionate kiss.
Forehead Kiss
An affectionate and 'I care about you' kiss. Simply brushing your lips lightly across the crown of their head can be comforting to anyone.
Eskimo Kiss
With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together. Its the way Eskimos greet each other and show their affection and hence the name.
French Kiss
Also called as 'soul kiss' because the life and soul are thought to pass through the mouth's breath in the exchange across tongues. This kiss involving the tongue is a passionate one.
Suck kissing
This can be a very seductive type of kiss. Instead of French Kissing with your mouth open, while your partner's lips are parted suck on their top our bottom lip with your own, just for a second or two. Then go back to another type of kiss or try the other lip.
Shoulder Kiss
Simply come from behind, embrace her, and kiss the top of her shoulder. This is a sensual, loving kiss.
Sip Kiss
Take a small sip of your favorite drink. Leaving a little bit of it on your lips, kiss your partner. It is a unique way to create a sensual feeling.
Nip Kiss
While suck kissing, gently bite their lip, but be VERY gentle so as not to hurt your partner. This kiss should only be done with someone that you've kissed a few times before, otherwise you may shock your partner. However,when done correctly can create a wonderful effect on your partner.
Surprise Kiss
Quietly approach your partner and place a small, very gentle kiss on their lips while your partner is lying down on a sofa or the ground, either asleep or just lying with their eyes closed. Intensify the kiss until your partner opens their eyes or awakens.
Quickie Kiss
A light peck on the nose, forehead or lips when you're in a rush. Often the nose gets it rather than the lips! A rather cute kiss!
Letter Kiss
Send your lover a kiss in a love letter by writing the letter X several times in a row at the bottom of a letter such as XXXXX. Well again, it could be throughout your letter if you wish to!
ABC's of ex girlfriends
ABC's of ex girlfriends:
A is for Arteries.You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.
G is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.
I stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K stands for Kill. Lis for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.
L is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love. M stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?
O is for On top. When on top she has another O word.
P is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
S stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.
U is for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.
V is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.
W stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!".stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.
Girls Night Out
Girls night out:
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
Eminem's Profile
Birth Name:
Eminem
Birth Date:
10/17/1972
Birthplace:
St Joseph, Missouri
Credits:
1 Movies, 5 TV appearances, 16 awards
Family:
Brother: Nathanborn c. 1986
Daughter: Hailie Jadeborn December 25, 1995; mother Kimberly Mathers
Father: Marshall Mathers IIdivorced from mother
Mother: Debbie R Mathers-Briggs
Notes:
"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent. Leave that to me."---Eminem quoted on Askmen.com"I randomly saw Eminem on MTV, and in the span of six or seven seconds, he goes from this icy, urban, scary glare to this fluid, self-effacing, kind of fun character. I had to meet him"---Brian Grazer on Eminem's demeanor"I wanted to make a movie because I felt my story was unique but at the same time not. If other roles [come up]? I don't know. I'll be to old to rap someday. Or when the music slows down. Then maybe. Yeah, I'll take another role."---Eminem on becoming a movie star, EWeekly, November 8, 2002."I'm not looking for a new woman. I'm cool being single-not to say I don't get down. But as far as a relationship or getting married again, I'm cool, man. I learned my lesson and I've seen what it is and what it can and can't be, and I feel like I've learned enough from my first mistake. Let that be the last one and keep moving forward. Relationships? No."---Eminem explaining his new philosophy on women and dating. Entertainment Weekly September 13, 2002."I'm paranoid as fuck about anything of mine sounding like a track I just did or like anything else out there. I practically live in the studio, aside from spending time with Hailie. I always feel that I can improve something until I just get sick of it."---Eminem on his fear of not being original"I've seen woman throwing themselves at you just because you're famous, and I hate that."---Eminem to Vanity Fair, December 2004."My insecurities? I'm dumb, I'm stupid, I'm white, I'm ugly, I smell...I have freckles...Um...I'm short, I'm white, I'm not very smart, I wanna kill myself...My nose is crooked. Um...my penis is small. I'm fucked."---Eminem on his insecurities, on MTV.com"The guy is funny, smart, and sometimes shocking. Those are all things I look for in rock and roll."---Stephen King on EminemAugust 2005, Eminem checked into a facility in his native Michigan for treatment for dependency on sleep medication.In June 2002, Eminem signed rapper 50 Cents to his Shady/Aftermath Record label.Rapper Raymond "Benzino" Scott and David Mays, founders of The Source hip-hop magazine held a press conference on November 18, 2003 at which they revealed a recorded clip of Eminem freestyling an offensive lyric in the early 1990s. The tape contained what is clearly identifiable as Eminem's voice, reciting racial slurs targeted against black women
Milestones:
(1997) Competed in the "Wake Up Show" freestyle competition(2003) Composed the soundtrack for the feature "8 Mile"; received an Oscar nomination for Original Song for "Lose Yourself"- marking the first hip hop record nominated for an Oscar; received 6 grammy nominations, including Record Of The Year(2005) Earned three Grammy nominations, including Best Rap Album for "Encore"(2004) Launch his own satellite music radio channel called Shade 45(2004) Received a Grammy nomination for Best Rap Solo Performance "Just Lose It"(2000) Released "Marshall Mathers LP"(1997) Released "Slim Shady EP"(2002) Released "The Eminem Show"(1999) Released first album "Slim Shady LP"(1986) Began performing at the age of 14 as a member of the Motor City Duo Soul Intent(2002) Acting debut in Curtis Hanson's film "8 Mile," loosely based on Eminem's life story(2005) Released his greatest hits album, "Curtain Call: The Hits," which included 3 new songs; earned a Grammy nomination for Best Rap Sung Collaboration for Shake That, featuring Nate Dogg(1997) Signed by Dr. Dre/Aftermath(1996) Solo debut with independent release "Infinite"(1997) Took second place at the rap Olympics in Los AngelesWill return to the big screen playing a bounty hunter in an updated version of the television Western "Have Gun ... Will Travel"
50 Cent Profile
Profile: 50 Cent
Hate him or love him, 50 Cent is still one of the most successful figures in hip-hop today. He's gone from being a protégé of Eminem and Dr. Dre to building his own multi-million dollar rap emporium, G-Unit Records, which engineered the careers of Young Buck, Lloyd Banks, and The Game. He's bucked heads with Ja Rule, Nas, Jadakiss, Fat Joe, The Game, and Cam'ron, to keep the list short. As the world awaits the June 26 release of 50's self-titled third LP, Curtis, now is a great time to get to know the other Jackson--Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson.
Green Day's Profile
Formed:
Trivia Fact:
The first name of Green Day was Sweet Children.
Early Years:
Green Day emerged out of the Northern California underground punk scene in the late 80's. Their first album 1,039 / Smoothed Out Slappy Hours was a compilation of three previous released EP's. Shortly after the album was released Tre Cool replaced the band's drummer, John Kiffmeyer, completing the trio that make up the group today. After a second album Kerplunk, released in 1992, the band signed to major record label Reprise.
The followup album, 1995's Insomniac, was edgier and failed to include any major hit singles. The band talked publicly about dismay with their massive commercial success, and Insomniac managed to jettison a significant number of fans. The album sold only 2 million copies. Green Day canceled a 1996 tour claiming exhaustion and retreated from the spotlight to record 1997's Nimrod. Critics were pleased with the new album but sales were disappointing even though the ballad "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" was a left-field hit.
After a 3 year hiatus, the album Warning was released. It was the most direct pop album the group had released yet but failed to ignite a great deal of excitement. After the greatest hits collection International Superhits appeared in 2001 it looked like the band's glory days were over.
The group seriously considered breaking up, but instead spent a year working out their issues. After studio tapes for a new album were stolen, the band hastily put together a new album inspired at least in part by Queen's expansive "Bohemian Rhapsody." The result was the anti-Bush rock opera American Idiot. Although the band feared it would be a failure, the album turned out to be a massive success resulting in the trio's first #1 hit album, a Grammy award for rock album of the year, and a #2 pop single "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams."
1988 at Pinole Valley High School, Pinole, California.
Members:
Billie Joe Armstrong - Vocals and GuitarMike Dirnt - BassTre Cool - Drums
Quote from Vocalist Billie Joe Armstrong:
"You know when people say 'My favorite band is the Who,' and you know they're talking about a classic rock band. Well, I want people to talk about Green Day like that."
Billie Joe Armstrong - Vocals and GuitarMike Dirnt - BassTre Cool - Drums
Quote from Vocalist Billie Joe Armstrong:
"You know when people say 'My favorite band is the Who,' and you know they're talking about a classic rock band. Well, I want people to talk about Green Day like that."
Trivia Fact:
The first name of Green Day was Sweet Children.
Early Years:
Green Day emerged out of the Northern California underground punk scene in the late 80's. Their first album 1,039 / Smoothed Out Slappy Hours was a compilation of three previous released EP's. Shortly after the album was released Tre Cool replaced the band's drummer, John Kiffmeyer, completing the trio that make up the group today. After a second album Kerplunk, released in 1992, the band signed to major record label Reprise.
Breakthrough:
Dookie was released on Reprise in the spring of 1994. MTV jumped on the video for the album's first single "Longview" shortly after the album was released. The second single "Basket Case" topped the modern rock singles chart for 5 weeks. The band continued to gain commercial momentum and Dookie eventually reached #2 on the pop albums chart and sold 10 million copies. The single "When I Come Around" crossed over to pop radio making Green Day one of the biggest bands in the world.The followup album, 1995's Insomniac, was edgier and failed to include any major hit singles. The band talked publicly about dismay with their massive commercial success, and Insomniac managed to jettison a significant number of fans. The album sold only 2 million copies. Green Day canceled a 1996 tour claiming exhaustion and retreated from the spotlight to record 1997's Nimrod. Critics were pleased with the new album but sales were disappointing even though the ballad "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" was a left-field hit.
After a 3 year hiatus, the album Warning was released. It was the most direct pop album the group had released yet but failed to ignite a great deal of excitement. After the greatest hits collection International Superhits appeared in 2001 it looked like the band's glory days were over.
The group seriously considered breaking up, but instead spent a year working out their issues. After studio tapes for a new album were stolen, the band hastily put together a new album inspired at least in part by Queen's expansive "Bohemian Rhapsody." The result was the anti-Bush rock opera American Idiot. Although the band feared it would be a failure, the album turned out to be a massive success resulting in the trio's first #1 hit album, a Grammy award for rock album of the year, and a #2 pop single "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams."
Rihanna's Profile
Rihanna's Birth and Early Life:
Rihanna Fenty was born in the Caribbean island nation of Barbados in 1988. She was discovered by producer Evan Rogers (known for work with Christina Aguilera, *NSYNC, Jessica Simpson, and others) when he and his Barbadian wife Jackie were visiting the island for Christmas 2003. Her obvious talent impressed Def Jam Records CEO Jay-Z enough for the label to sign her to a 6 album contract at the young age of 16.
Breakout Pop Star:
Def Jam released Rihanna's first single
Rihanna is one of the most consistent hitmakers in pop music. By mid 2008, she had released an impressive 8 top 10 pop singles in the US over just a 3-year period. Among these were 3 #1 smashes, "S.O.S.," "Umbrella,", and "Take a Bow." Among her most frequent collaborators are the production team Stargate and fellow DefJam artist Ne-Yo.
Album Reviews:
Rihanna was initially considered primarily a singles artist. However, the release of the album Good Girl Gone Bad proved that she was fully capable of putting together a collection of songs built around a definable persona.
Good Girl Gone Bad
Single Reviews:
August 2005 - "Pon De Replay" - #2 Pop
November 2005 - "If It's Lovin That You Want" - #15 Pop
March 2006 - "S.O.S." - #1 Pop
July 2006 - "Unfaithful" - #2 Pop
March 2007 - "Umbrella" - #1 Pop
June 2007 - "Shut Up and Drive" - #10 Pop
August 2007 - "Hate That I Love You" - #7 Pop
September 2007 - "Don't Stop the Music" - #2 Pop
April 2008 - "Take a Bow" - #2 Pop
June 2008 - "Disturbia" - #4 Pop
This guy is toast!!!!
Some Horse Powered Car!!! ahah
This is called Help!!!!! :D
SMS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some Flirting Sms!!!!!!!
U know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
& ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy
Rule of BOYS“PHulo ki mAhak ko ChurayA nahi jata,suraj ki kirNo ko chupaya nahi jata,kitni Bhi soHni Ho Girlfrnd Apni,Dusro ki Girlfrnd ko Bhulaya Nahi jata..
Cant find anything as sweet as u Cotton candy?nope!Chocolate syrup?
nah!lemme c…how about sugar?
hmmm….nope!
damn!still can’t find anything assweet as YOU!.
Andaz-e-pyar
Aap ki ek ada haidur ho humse
aap ki khata haidil me basi hai
ek pyari si tasvir apkijiske neechy“I MISS U”LIKHA HAI..
FlirtIng Is The OnlY Job In The World
ThAt We CannoT IncluDe In OuR CV…DespiTe Of hAving YeaRs Of ExpEriEncEanD
numbEr Of ReffErenCes.. ;)
its difficult 2 understand GOD,
He makes beautiful women and
then he turns them into neighbours Wives.
Wife asked his husband:how many women he had slept with?Husband proudly replies:only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Person like U makes life Sweet
“24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day”!
“7 sweet days make 1 sweet week”!
“4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month”!
“but …..”1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet”
Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For GirlNow reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
khuda ne aapko fursat mein banaya hai
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
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