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Laloo Prasad and Microsoft

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

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Joke

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

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Chandni Chowk to China producer apologizes to Nepal

Gautam Buddha Was Born In Nepal Not In India.
Producer Of Chandani Chowk To China Apologized Nepal

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Chandani Chowk To China Banned In Nepal

Gautam Buddha Was Born In Nepal Not In India.

Chandani Chowk To China Banned In Nepal.

dating vs. marriage

DATING vs. MARRIAGE

When you are dating.....

F*rting is never an issue.

When you are married ....

You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating.....

He takes you out to have a good time.

When you are married ....

He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating.....

Romantic Countries

Some Romantic Countries Of The World

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.
I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration....

what is a kiss?

The Romantic KISS

Some things about kiss that everyone should know!!

A kiss has been described as the height of voluptuousness. It has a lovely, luscious and lusty legacy.
Kissing is an act of quiet intimacy and often borders on the erotic. It can be brief and cool or lengthy and hot.
When love is present, kissing is an important part of expressing that love. Pay attention to it. Kissing does not always have to be a prelude to making love.........

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Sony Nigam's Profile

Sonu Nigam Profile

Sonu Nigam is a renowned Indian playback singer. He was born on July 30, 1973 in Faridabad, Haryana, to Agam Kumar Nigam and Shobha Nigam. His father Agam Kumar was a popular stage singer in North India.

Sonu attended DJ Tyler School in Faridabad. His father was his first music trainer. He has also learnt music from Ustad Mohammad Tahir in Delhi. Sonu set foot on the stage at the age of three. Sonu’s first public performance was with his father. He accompanied his father and sang the Mohammed Rafi song Kya Hua Tera Vaada from the movie Hum Kisise Kum Nahin. He used to accompany his father on his singing assignments in weddings and parties. He participated in and won several music competitions in his teenage years. He acted in movies like Kaamchor (1982), Ustadi Ustad Se (1982), Hum Se Hai Zamana (1983), Taqdeer (1983) and Betaab (1983) as a child artist.

He came to Mumbai at the age of 18 and started joined a distance learning graduate program. He started his career singing covers of Mohammad Rafi songs. His first movie as a playback singer was the film Janum (1990). His first big break came with the 1996 film Bewafa Sanam in which he sang the song “Accha Sila Diya Tune”. Later he hosted ‘Sa Re Ga Ma Pa”, a singing competition on Zee TV which made him popular. The songs like “Sandeshe Aate Hai” from the film Border (1997) and “Yeh Dil Deewana” from the film Pardes (1997) sung by him made him famous among the public.

In addition to many Hindi movies, Sonu has also sung for Tamil and Kannada movies. He has won various awards for playback singing. Sonu won his first Filmfare Best Male Playback Singer Award in 2003 for the film Saathiya.

Sonu Nigam has also released several pop albums of his own including Kismat (1998), Mausam (1999), Deewana (1999), Jaan (2000), Yaad (2001), Chanda Ki Doli (2005) etc.

He hosted the show ‘Kisme Kitna Hai Dum’ on Star Plus and a radio programme called ‘Life Ki Dhun with Sonu Nigam’ on Radiocity 91 FM. He was one of the judges of the first and second seasons of Indian Idol, a singing competition on Sony Entertainment Television channel.

Sonu has also acted in various Bollywood films like Jaani Dushman (2002), Kash Aap Hamare Hote (2003), Love In Nepal (2004) etc.

Sonu has 2 sisters, Meenal and Neekita. Neekita is also a singer. Sonu got married to Madhurima on February 15, 2002 and has one son called Neevan.

He was one of the judges of the show Sa Re Ga Ma Pa L'IL Champs 2007 on Zee TV.

Ind Vs Pak

Joke Of the Week

BOYS ARE BOYS....!!!! (Tooo Good)

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, "Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher was confused
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next."
This continues...
and the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble
in the bathtub."
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please."
First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is collecting stamps.
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."
Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next. You sweet girl;
Yes you..."
Most beautiful girl of the class:
"Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day.

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